The Toad within the Frog

The alarm bells are ringing, but they go unheard. Her objects of desire may be weaklings, neurotics or bastards, but a woman looking for love will cheerfully skip from one disastrous relationship to the next. Why? Because she thinks she's spotted the prince within the frog. Crystal-clear symptoms of evident insanity will be interpreted as admirable attributes that portend a happy-ever-after. Until the day she wakes from the illusion - and flings the dream prince smack against the wall!

A hilarious and brutally honest ramble through a catalogue of male archetypes: a deconstruction of the myths that women fall for which will send them running for the hills when realisation sets in.