The high art of bad manners –breaking the rules of good conduct
What sense is there in all those dull and dreary rituals of behaviour and manners that kids are supposed to follow these days? None whatsoever!
Behave Yourself – Not! brings a relaxed and enlightened attitude to a subject fraught with pitfalls. Let’s face it, it’s much more enjoyable, creative and fun to do the opposite of what you’re supposed to. From farting with relish to the advantages of procrastination and fabrication; from fibbing, doodling and dawdling to refusing to brush your teeth – this book makes a convincing case for banishing good conduct and doing away with all the hassle involved in toeing the line just for the sake of it.