Martin Schmitz-Kuhl

All the Children

The ABC of Mean Rhymes
All the children leave the zoo. Except for Noah, who stays with the boa.
All the children crawl through the hole. Except for Chuck, who gets himself stuck.
All the children jump on the moon. Except for Grace, who is lost in space.
These rhymes embody the wonderful vernacular of childhood—playground doggerel passed from one generation to the next. It’s high time they were compiled into a children’s book! The result is a refreshingly irreverent and hilarious encyclopaedia of childish schadenfreude with wacky illustrations, now available in English for the first time.

26 new funny and farcical situations—the bestselling English primer!
Horribly funny and refreshingly naughty—the beginners’ primer for wide-awake young readers


Klett Kinderbuch
64 pages, ISBN 978-3-95470-128-5
22. September 2015