All the Children
All the children leave the zoo. Except for Noah, who stays with the boa.
All the children crawl through the hole. Except for Chuck, who gets himself stuck.
All the children jump on the moon. Except for Grace, who is lost in space.
These rhymes embody the wonderful vernacular of childhood—playground doggerel passed from one generation to the next. It’s high time they were compiled into a children’s book! The result is a refreshingly irreverent and hilarious encyclopaedia of childish schadenfreude with wacky illustrations, now available in English for the first time.
26 new funny and farcical situations—the bestselling English primer!
Horribly funny and refreshingly naughty—the beginners’ primer for wide-awake young readers
Martin Schmitz-Kuhl, born in 1970, studied Political Science, is a trained journalist and works as a freelance media developer and editor-in-chief of a magazine. He also writes stories and concepts for children’s books.
Anke Kuhl, born in 1970, studied Illustration and has been a freelance illustrator since 1998. She lives in Frankfurt with her family.